Wednesday, August 5, 2009
hey asshole... look!! its about you!!
HEY JULAIHA... OR SHOULD I CALL YOU "THAT BITCHY CHAIRPERSON"?
Is this what you only noe? cry when people dun want you to be chairperson.. still call Xinyi gangster? you leh? asshole... chao cheebai
skirt so short.. fringe cover half you fucking face.. and never think about how people feel about you... YOU THINK YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF "THE CHAIRPERSON OF 1E4?"
GAMPUI arh!! you good larh.. teacher side you.. then cher never scold you. you cry. KANASAI! what the fuck is this? want people piti you arh? who will? everyday flirt around... snatch people's fren away... we have our own fren.. dun snatch.. go find one yourself.. but now.. i don't think you can find any.. haha! why? becoz almost the whole class hate you.. NOT ALL!! i noe.. maybe ryan can side you! find him out as date larh.. and dun be so bitchy larh.. snatch people's boyfren... fuck off you cheebai bin!! among the girls of 1E4.. you are no more our chairperson..
next time any teacher ask whose the chairperson.. dun be afraid of putting up your hands... coz we noe you very thick skin in this.. no face one.. i juz very scared of one thing.. i scared next time you maybe cheated by boys siol! becareful... pu bor? PU GAN LARH!!
call Xinyi gangster right? paisei horh! she not only that.. she want me tell you that she's a super chao ah lian... you think you very big arh? think before you say anything larh.. tell you... watch out... one day my fist land on you.. dun blame me.. you are never a good chairperson.. you're the most selfish bitch i've ever met in my life... cant you have a sense of taste? dun you have love? so flirty... in one go like jeff, jia jun, then the riverside boySSS! how many you want love? and whenever you come hugging me... do you noe how dionne think.. she thinks that you're trying to snatch me away... seriously! i dun like you hugging me.. you breast is like poking me... AND THE MOST DISGUSTING ONE ... you hug me right after your 2.4km run.. then you wipe your sweat on me? what the shit is this? you got your own shirt right? you think i you table cloth izzit? then still make ghayathri your maid.. order her to bring your books to class... you think you chairperson then can anyhow scold people larh? you ain't fair to anyone..
everytime take my things without permission then offend me when i am innocent..
and you that fucking mouth... why so big? much tell jeff what i tell you are? then sabo me kana he scold... then i have to scold my baby gandi! he treat me the best in my gandi list okay? and tell you wad.. so what if you like him... he will give you a definite no! you think he like you this moron? he finds you irritating.. and he wants to noe why i hate you... i tell him... he said you very bitchy! WHICH IS HELL DAMN FUCKING TRUE!!
you like jia jun?? Eew? lying or wad? your safety pants on fire nia!! call whoever who find you good help you extinguish to fire larh! maybe puijun can help... or kelly... piti you?! hmm,. oh! ryan can help sticking his nose shit on you then the fire MAYBE can be gone! hahaha!! good luck... oh.. sorry! BAD LUCK TO YOU!! BOO!! go on and cry all you want...
cry until your eyes swollen then i help you dig it out.. then you can never flirt again..
oh... you cheebai fucking jiao bin bitch... watch out! at night dun go home too late... before you cant go school...
and to add on more...
I REALLY HATE YOU... asshole!
dun always kaopeh kaobu in front of me.. i had enough of you.. you got your own laopeh laobu... im not them... im now your number one enemy!! woohoo!! applause applause!!! and stop snatching people's fren and boyfren... oh... i wanted to go in front of you and punch you today one.. after you shout watever to me... lucky teacher stop me then call me sit down.. otherwise your teeth will be gone.. believe me... this my first time i almost lose my control... my patience is not good.. i can control myself.. but i will lose me control one day... dun test my patience ...
feel like helping you pluck out all your hair... see until very buai song... but bo bian.. cant do anything.. haha! lucky you... dun force me do something i dun want do.. complain to your parents and i wont give a damn.. mummy girl... shit face! guai lan kia. cheebai bin.. kaninabu...
i won't let anything happen to you.
1:21 AM
Monday, August 3, 2009
slowww....
from yesterday already very hyper... so today woke up immediately when my alarm rang.. hmm,. but still very tired... slept at 1+ yesterday.. so its frigging tired when brushing my teeth.. like i never brush lidat... only "Ssh Ssh Ssh" very light brushing.. Ssh Ssh Ssh!! SIAO!! then got changed.. weather's sipeh warm.. and its bad hair day AGAIN!! then times up go meet dionne they all.. so reached.. met! then went school.. go class.. and chat chat chat!
then make alot noise.. then me and Xinyi tok tok tok.. later she tell me who was ahem ahem.. then i was like... WHAT THE FUCK?? SO ALL THIS WHILE I HAVE BEEN POINTING AT THE WRONG GIRL! shit that!!
then tok alot during " class assembly".. kana teacher scold lorh.. but light scolding only.. so nothing much... then P.E.! shiok.. i take the lollipop pui jun gave me... then bring to p.e. and eat... was hyper.. then teacher say those pass 2.4 one only need run 1 round.. then i was like.. WHAT?? ONE ROUND WHERE GOT ENUF? later haven finish lollipop will kana teacher scold.. then first round.. run like normal.. then going reach the end that time.. i lick the lollipop.. then i chiong... woah! i like lightning!! ZOOOMMMM!!! then run while shouting " sugar gimme power!!" then everyone laugh.. then i continue chionging... shiok sia... then wind hit against you... woohoo!!! POWER~~~ then second round run finish... lollipop haven finsih yet... nehmind.. teacher already caught me eating... lawls.. but never scold.. cool? shiok larh!! i noe i noe!! wuahaha!! this call pro!! LOLLIPOP RAWKS!!!!!!! then run finish.. go indoor sports hall play basketball.. shot twice only sia! lousy!! next monday i try again!! BOO!!
then english! fucking teacher gave us surprise test... then everyone complain.. but i dun give a damn.. zero then zero lorh... do do do! the whole vocab i leave blank.. total blank.. teacher sure scold me.. but who cares? haha.. father will scold larh.. but no choice! haha! then do finish lerh.. alot of us go sleep... then wait until the time.. then we go for recess.. during recess.. got no space.. so its like anyhow sit liao.. so found one sit.. then sat there.. then bell ring go up class.. then dionne need go toilet... so went with her.. then go back class that time saw ms chong.. then she down there say "if i step in to the class.. you all are consider late!" and she's toking about us.. then me and dionne and shiyun rush in!! hahaha! so freaking fun!! woots!
then had lesson but i not listening.. fucking yizong go spray water on my table.. then i spray back.. then we keep offending each other.. then at the end of the lesson clara go show me a "almost dead" foetus.. and say that is yizong.. then i remember page 225 or 215 got the condom thingy.. then i tell her... " this one... yizong use before!!!" then yu xuan heard.. then he laugh until dunno how... then flip alot alot... then very horny ones.. all let him heard.. not yizong.. then yu xuan heard.. yep... he was like... doink oink! he sick of hearing yaw??! hahaha.. horny people like me is unbelieveable!! thank you thank you... YOU CANT CHANGE THE FACT!! boo!
then chinese... i think i make teacher laugh and scold until dunno where liao.. at first make her laugh then later i accidentally say something.. then she call me quiet.. then later i make her laugh again! then she say i very wad! haha!
after that is MATHS!! boring!!! so fucking boring!!! and so many formula to remember.. so confusing... pek cek siol!! but nehmind.. then later got one teacher come into our class... say dionne's name as DI-ON-NY!!! LAWLs!! then mr david come in say dionne's name as DAWN-NY! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL!!! poor dionne... then the whole class make fun of her name.. then she buai song.. then she like going cry.. then i shout "SHUDDUP LARH!!" then everyone diam diam.. then later dunno who say.. " eh! she going to cry!" then dionne look up and say " I NEVER!!" then everyone laugh... okay? fun! one teacher say she need go the health survey thingy.. another teacher say she need go for the hip hop dance thingy... coz she have no CCA.. HAHA!! dionne baobei.. JIAYOU!! then she over there!! OMFGOMFG!! then the teacher say got 15 lesson to attend.. lawls.. hahahahahahahaha!! too bad!!
gonna see dionne dance? thats impossible! she will be damn paisei!! she move oso wont dare move larh! lawls!
then school over liao.. pack bag then go cwp.. ate lunch.. then juju and ghayathri and cherry come... coz they saw us.. then later we play.. until the whole place gonna turn over.. juju chase me like siao! then i ran out... ran in again... then go see her message.. WTF? i cant believe she like me baby didi JEFF! his so freaking cute... haha!! but i wont let her take my gan di!! jeff will never accept her one larh!! jeff very... erm.. those kind shy shy one.. haha!! then later go home.. hmm,. take lappy.. update.. lawls.. okok... and sammy juz told me a joke.. so funny.. but okok larh! banglah is really banglah...
ASK HER TELL YOU THE JOKE BAH!! bye!
i won't let anything happen to you.
3:31 AM